Isme’s Journey
Isme’s Journal #20
I… I…. hmm, well….
Well I…
Okay I will just write down that the last time I saw Audrey, I was apparently overcome by frustration and exhaustion and a little shaken from the drakes, and that was why I failed to get the totally visible, in plain view, not in anyway obscured, obvious to anyone except a certain Super hunter named Isme Gotitt, teleporter.
That clearly must have been the reason. Clearly.
I mean the Draken Stand teleporter is a whole 10 feet away from Audrey. So…
Ya….
Anyway, I turned in the mission to Audrey. She took the samples. She said the NEO tech was very interesting. And then said “thank you” followed by “here is something to help you level your skills” and hands me a stack of universal ammo. I looked at her. I think I thanked her with out looking to disappointed. I use a claymore.
You know maybe, just maybe there is something in the air in that location, now that I think about it. I missed a totally in the open teleporter and she missed the fact that instead of a gun, I carry a SWORD THAT IS AS TALL as I am.
The whole thing is silly. I went to learn about the NEO and while I did a lot of work for Ben and Audrey. What I learned is the NEO do something with tech and Audrey finds it interesting and If I would like to learn more I have to find Ben and talk to him again.
With how silly this whole thing has been so far. Its more appropriate then I thought that while I walked over all the hills and mountains to get from Fenster Landing to Audrey, I sang the “Bear Went Over the Mountain Song” but changed it to “Isme Went Over the Mountain”
Because after the first two or three peaks what Isme saw was another mountain, rinse, repeat…. Ugh
had a slight break at the river only to resume with the mountains on the other side.
IN SEARCH OF USEFUL
To turn in results was Isme’s plan
To increase her knowledge would be grand
bravely walking through the sward
silent traveling, not a word
The mountains of solid rock were made
the grasses were of a muted shade
Green and gray those were the hues
all across those majestic views
As up and down climbed our Isme
On task on point
in fact she was busy!
Fruits a plenty? There were not
stones to find? Not a jot
Oh this way she had to travel
if not fruit on a mountain
then surely gravel?
What else had depleted?
what other items where there?
What had she needed…
fruits and rocks and magic flowers.
These last could take hours!
The last thing on the list
she would not miss
From the presuming lady she had got the scoop
that she also needed poop
Over the hills of delicate green
walked Isme, searching for dung unseen
On the way to Audrey Niles
Isme was sure to find some piles
Isme with Audrey spoke
the things she had brought were no joke
as she talked Isme sighed
at seeing the teleporter on the side
Audrey was impressed she said
but Isme had better talk to Ben instead
If she wanted knowledge more
of the NEO then she had had before
As for Audrey’s great reward
She gave Isme bullets for her sword….
When Isme homeward went
for no fruit, no stone, no nothing
her time was spent
When she tallied up the days events en mas
She found a pile of dung at last